20 highlights from 2016

As the end of the year draws near, here’s a collection of highlights from the Klobasa’s 2016

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Olomouc and the Lipnik Beer Dog

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Pivni Pes

There’s nothing like a 10.15 kick-off on a Saturday morning to the blood racing. We didn’t mind though because we were going to be watching the game from the away end of Sigma Olomouc’s impressive Andruv Stadium… or not.

We had been carrying the hope that our league 3 game between FK Blansko and Olomouc B would be held in the main stadium, so that we could delight in being a full four fans stranded in the away end full of joy and song. Unfortunately, the game was actually being played on the training pitch which sits in the shadows of the stadium.

We arrived around 10.20 to a freezing field clouded in mist and threw our Blansko flag on to a bush. Luckily, the newest member of the Klobasa team, Michal, had brought some of Tisnov’s finest local brews with him and we were on our way to happiness before we had even arrived. It was hard to get the vocal chords warmed up that early in the morning, and although we managed a couple of fine songs the atmosphere was decidedly flat, not helped by Klobasa favourite Standa Pisek being relegated to the bench for the full 90 minutes. In the second half Olomouc B started to show their quality with a scoreline increasing in their favour. I was prompted to remark that Blansko had played well for the first 60 minutes, when Ralph said “Erm… they’ve only played 56”. It was going to be one of those days…

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We left the field with a 4-0 defeat and the revelation that Wingy has a fascination with mullets (Bundesliga to some, Jagr to others). It was true that we had just seen a fan with the most impressive mullet since Pat Sharp presented Fun House, and you could see the longing in Wingy’s eyes for a bygone era of hair.

Our next stop was Lipník nad Bečvou, a little way down the tracks from Olomouc. The train was leaving soon so we sprinted after a tram, a little like gazelles, and grabbed it just in time with Wingy clutching at his heart. Luckily for him, Ralph had the train times wrong by about an hour so we swung in to the station restaurant and had a beer to sooth him.

On these trips we always find someone who is mad enough to want to talk to us- someone who Ralph can give a Wales badge to. Today it was the waiter, who to be honest didn’t  seem to know what was going on but I guess he was happy. At this point we lost Wingy to a trip to Bauhaus and the rest of us rolled on to Lipník nad Bečvou.

Lipník is a small town of around 8,000 people and judging by the reactions of my Czech friends, not often visited. However, it turns out, it does have some real charm. And a brewery or two. If you can find them. After Ralph and Michael had a short war of map applications, we managed to walk around in circles and find ourselves at the Svatovar brewery where we just had to try the first thing we saw on the menu – pivni pes (beer dog). Despite its mad name, it was actually the commonly sought tvarusky cheese (a local speciality cheese) on bread, with some onion and a touch a praprika. It was bloody good though, as was all the food we had there. We washed it down with a fairly decent a beer or two and then moved on in search of more Lipník delights.

We didn’t make the ground in time for the football but the beer window was still open so we were in luck. The ground sits snugly in a green basin with a great old stand leaning over the side of it, complimented by a wonderful old clock. The ground was so pleasant that it felt a shame we had missed the game there. It was bloody cold though, and so after a swift beer sought the comfort of the warmth. Again, Lipník is a place with some charm, as a walk through the walled gardens of the renaissance palace demonstrated. The remains of old city walls are dotted around the old town, and the renaissance houses of the centre surround the picturesque fountains of the Masaryk Square. We jumped inside a pub to find a wedding reception was in full swing, and we only had room at the bar – our favourite spot in any pub.

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From there we made our way back to the train, and with a can of beer in hand, made the journey back to Brno for a nightcap before returning to our respective dwellings

Lost in…Karviná

Lost Boyos joined the Blansko Klobasa for this trip to Ostrava and Karvina…

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Městský stadion Karviná / Czech First League / 26th November 2016

It was 5.30am and I found myself on the train from Trnava to Bratislava with the taste of mulled wine from the opening night of Trnava’s Christmas market still prominent in my mouth. Bratislava was the first stop on a morning long journey. Today I was going to the Czech Republic for the second time – the small industrial town of Karviná in the east to be more precise. The attraction there? Watching MFK Karviná of the Czech First League and visiting the club’s recently redeveloped footballing home. Karviná was the end of the line for the day, but first it was decided that we would pay a visit to the nearby and more prominent city of Ostrava – the third largest city in the Czech Republic. The ‘we’ in question being me and

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Trouble on the terraces as Junior steps in

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With the Christmas period fast approaching we have some catching up to do after a busy few weeks. Here, Wingy takes us back to the home game against Vyskov where we unfortunately ran in to a spot of mild bother:

I’d like to start this report on a bit of a sour note, as it’s something which did slightly spoil what was otherwise a good afternoon at Udolni (result excepted). We were trying as usual to get behind the boys with our songs and chants, when a guy about 10 metres away (and whom we’d never seen before) started shouting across to us (and in a pretty aggressive way) that we should be singing only in Czech. Now our repertoire does, it’s fair to say, include quite a few songs in English, but we also join in the Fun-Club songs in Czech. And we have never before encountered any hostility from either Blansko fans, or any others. On the contrary, people seem to appreciate the fact that our support is passionate, but good-natured and genuine. And the reaction we get, both at the games, and on-line, (especially from the players), shows that there is generally only affection for us. The guy involved looked clearly as if he had a few too many, and didn’t even reappear for the second half, so we didn’t let it dampen our spirits. But a little sad nonetheless.

We have mentioned many times here an FKB Ultra Fan who we refer to as Pavel the drummer. He is part of the group of fans who call themselves the ‚Fun Club‘, and their support is usually based around drums. Originally there was a hard-core of about five Fun Club members, but slowly but surely these numbers have declined, and the two original drummers, who were Pavel and his son, who in true Czech fashion is also called Pavel, have since become one, namely Pavel Senior. And of late, Pavel Snr has been conspicuous by his absence, as at home games he now mans the tannoy, which has left the Klobasa feeling that something is missing. And this was certainly the case for our latest game at home to top of the table Vyškov. I was late arriving, due to the annoying habit that Blansko have of changing the start time from that of the web-site. And by the time I got there FKB were already a goal down (and according to the other guys, a pretty sloppily conceded one too. Which is something of a pattern in recent games.). And without Pavel we were struggling to get some singing going. But cometh the hour,cometh the man, as almost immediately after me saying that we didn’t see Pavel Jnr much recently, he arrived to save the day. With his drum. Alas, our joy was short-lived as our current favourite, Standa Pisek, stooped to clear a somewhat innocuous centre with a diving header, but only succeded in putting the ball straight into his own net. 0-2. And thus it stood at half-time.
The second half almost immediately saw a much improved performance from the Reds (still can’t get used to calling them that), as Blansko started to get a grip on the game and pressed for a way back in. Unfortunately, Vyskov added a third not long after half-time, so it looked like game over. But Blansko’s efforts paid off when the aforementioned Pisek rose to plant a firm header into the Vyskov net. The rest of the half pretty much belonged to Blansko, who huffed and puffed, but never really looked like they were going to get a point.

So Blansko’s bad run continues, and they are only not bottom because Líšen and Kroměříž are even worse. But as Ralph rightly said after the game, we’ll still be there even if they go back down.

Next up, for the Klobasa at least, is the long-anticipated trip to the lovely historic town of Olomouc to see us play Sigma Olomouc B, who stand at the top of our division, as the A team do at the top of Division 2. You will of course be able to read all about that game right here!

We’d just like to say at this point that we have received only the most warm welcome at Blansko. We support the club and the club even supports us. We are most grateful to the players, coach, supporters, the club house bar staff and, of course, Pavel the Drummer who have all made us welcome at Blansko. [All at The Blansko Klobasa]